shit we would have told you if it weren't finals week and our lives weren't hard

Boston got the 2-0 advantage on Philadelphia last night.
HI, THIS IS ANDREW FERENCE, DEFENSEMAN FOR THE BOSTON BRUINS
WHEN I GO TO WORK, I TAKE THE MILAN LUCIC
(LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH)
tears for philly waaah sad

Chicago evened the Vancouver series.
I still have a cactus at home named Roberto from last year so I don't know how I feel.

Jordan Staal skated today. Just chillin'. Like so.

HalPorn we stole from Empty Netters:
HI, THIS IS HAROLD PRIESTLEY GILL, DEFENSEMAN FOR THE MONTREAL CANADIENS
HAVE YOU TURNED ALL OF YOUR PAPERS IN ON TIME?

Also stolen from Empty Netters/the Post-Gazette are the general facts that Brian Gionta is a simple animal who just likes to play Yahtzee in the bathtub.

Also there will--repeat, WILL--be Fiji Water at CONSOL Energy Center. kthx
Hopefully Gary comes to visit.

Game later, ya dig?

GO PENS.