it's as the gods willed it

Boston wasn't going to sweep Philly. Just wasn't going to happen.
And we needed another OT winner from somebody whose life had been ruined to make these playoffs more touchy-feely than they already were.
Shit, Simon Gagne. Just whatever.

This game can also be remembered for its continuation of a stunning playoff performance by the Recchin' Ball.
Oh Mark Recchi.
We want you and your beautiful soul.

Canucks has a sad.

Tazer has a happy.

A late acknowledgment on our part of the issue that is Dustin Byfuglien.
Basically he is an idiot and a fatass.
The thing is, he's neither Osgood Fat nor Rick Nash Fat. We don't know what kind of fat he is. Has he made his own kind of Dustin Byfuglien Fat?
Help us out.

Tomorrow is Game 5 at Mellon Arena, an important chance to get ahead in this series.
INVISIBLE CLUTCHING AND GRABBING
We can break him. Play with confidence. Traffic around the net. Desperation.
We cut our teeth on desperation.

What else to say?
Get it done.
Tie series are not things we like to see, unless we're the ones who came back to tie them.
Oh, and San Jose better get it done, too, or there will be hell to pay.

Fuck the comebacks we didn't authorize.
GO PENS.