Thursday, January 29, 2009

Pens vs. Devils


Playing the Devils is like buying a grab bag at the dollar store. You can end up with some awesome fake mustaches and fun dip, or you can get fucked over and get some sort of pork rinds and a Tweety Bird figurine. It's all a toss up.

The Devils got a serious advantage with the addition of Shanny. We're all kind of jealous about that, don't lie. They haven't lost since he started playing, and they were winning before that too. They're at six in a row right now, something that we can hardly imagine at this point. We're fighting balls out for every win right now, we aren't even wasting time thinking about streaks. It'll probably be like that until the playoffs. It's a dog fight every game. It was a dog fight last time we played them.

We came out on top.

The Devils are playing the Bruins tonight. Maybe that'll break their streak, because everyone is still pretending like the Bruins can beat them. If so, we can kick them when they are down. If not, fuck it, we'll kick them on a seven game streak. We're in a mental position to win for the first time since November. We need to keep that edge.

As you know, we pride ourselves in being the #1 source for all of your Cal Clutterbuck needs. Which are so very, very plentiful. So if you haven't ventured over to Puck Daddy to see this gem you need to get on it now.

While we are avid in our Goligoski for Calder campaign and wouldn't mind if Steve Mason went home with the award, this Cal campaign beats us on slogan alone.It's true.
YOU CAN'T SPELL CALDER WITHOUT CAL.

Unreal.

There were some really great articles today. In case you missed them as they were posted on tPB, we'll hook you up. Sidney Crosby Has Become So Overrated He's Now Underrated
and Tough-Guy Reputation May Haunt Flyers. Both are fantastic articles. Also, make sure you read this one: Otter Tours Scotland in Postbag. Life changing.

Anyway, it's Thursday night and there's no Pens game. It's your chance to watch The Office and go get drunk. See ya out there.

Oh, and by the way, if you didn't notice we added a "best of" sidebar tool, which will directly link you to our more popular posts and includes links to all specific Crash My Net Fridays and Why He Is A Man features.

All for you, bitches.

7 comments:

Lauren said...

"Playing the Devils is like buying a grab bag at the dollar store. You can end up with some awesome fake mustaches and fun dip, or you can get fucked over and get some sort of pork rinds and a Tweety Bird figurine. It's all a toss up."


HAHAHA SO true!

Kimberlass said...

oh god.

eyebleaf said...

All for you, bitches.

Thank you.

rach the h said...

mmmmm fun dip.

The Clutterbuck Campaign is out in full force:

http://www.startribune.com/sports/wild/38406904.html?page=1&c=y
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/nhl/2009-01-28-3535483889_x.htm

rach the h said...

...my computer hates me. Sorry they're not linked.

Kimberlass said...

Unreal.

....unreal.

I just can't come up with words for that.

Allison said...

Omg imn fiucknig wasted. I'm trying with one eye open and I took shot tonight dedicated to idk waTT. Man, what the hell did I drink, I haven't felt this fucked up in a while

 
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